ANNIE!
You know how I know Kody is a dick? Aside from spelling his name with a “K,” because that was just his parents dooming him to be an utter failure as a human being.
LOOK AT THOSE SANDALS. ONLY GIGANTIC THROBBING DOUCHBAGS WEAR THOSE SANDALS.
Think about it.
(Annie, I blame you for getting me into this show.)
living room sofa
you have been a loyal friend
but i want a bed
hello there, xbox
you have a shitty disc drive
but you work sometimes
my dear new bookshelf
you were so cute in the store
but my books don’t fit
music is stacked
in a silent little row
horizontally
Nondescript white wall
Punctured, stained, needs cleaning now
Nah, will do later
Black cat laying there
Snuggled deep in white blankets
Keeping my feet warm
Rabbit coffee mug
Once filled with caffeination
Now is filled with woe
Composition book
Filled with character knowledge
Timbre is grateful
Styrofoam wig head
You are so creepy with eyes
Why did I draw them
Hello dear pillow
My soft, comfortable friend
Who cradles my head.
(Source: frontrowbitches)
The Milky Way, Sylt, Germany
photo via anditslove
WOW!!!
I miss you, Milky Way. Cities don’t have dark enough skies. :(
I saw the Milky Way for the first time ever this year when my cousin and I went up north camping. It was the most amazing thing ever.
(via qglas)
I keep thinking it’ll stop soon, but it never does.
Work has been a bear this month.
More of a bear.
My boss left, which means that her job, the job I worked in before they hired her and the one that I wanted them to give me in the first place, is back open. And I have been working hell-to-breakfast to prove how capable I am for it.
But this means that I’ve worked 10-20 hours of overtime every week for the past three weeks. I have taken over twice as much work as I was doing and I have been doing all the admin work for our department.
There are two other people who work in my department and they have both been wonderful about chipping in, but I just feel overwhelmed.
When I work that much overtime, I never have time for anything but the most basic routine.
Wake up at 4:30 a.m., go to the gym. Go to work. Work until 8 or 9 p.m. Eat and go to bed.
Repeat. And repeat and repeat and repeat.
It’s a straight gin kind of night.
It is NEVER a straight gin night.
You put some mixers in that shit right now.
*Side note: My iPod autocorrected shit to shot.
(Source: swamibooba)
Never not funny.
When I do this to people from outside of Michigan, it blows their minds.
Reblog if you had no idea mooses were this big.
reblog if you had no idea no one knows the plural form of moose
reblog if meese
Meese if reblog if meeses moose mice moose
mooseblog if mices mooses meese mouse.
reblog if canada
“REBLOG IF CANADA.”
Are those banzai trees?! Canadian banzai trees?!
Yes. Notice the large one with antlers jumping out. Though he is facing away, you can clearly see that he is shouting “Banzai!”
Of course, as a proper Canadian, he will then turn and add, “Eh?”
GPOY
GPOYF Chris Farley is my idol edition
Is this the way to the weight room?
I see a lot of criticisms of Karen’s acting. Too many, I think. But Karen has this beautiful subtle way of acting that a lot of people don’t get but is constantly prevalent in real life. Amy is so real. I can think of plenty of girls I’ve known who could be her. Too much on television is stylised - though of course not necessarily bad - and Karen does a fantastic job of making it real.
#5 and #7 particularly, I like to point people towards - the cries for Rory are just heartbreaking, real anguish. And #6 - that’s genuine fear. I believe everything about these moments. She is Amy.Amelia Pond. My favorite companion.
Fuck them! Karen is awesome! Amy Pond for realz, y’all!
While don’t have a problem with any of the companions, I don’t particularly care for this one. But I also don’t really care for Matt Smith’s Doctor, either.
Billie Piper and David Tennant will always hold a special place in my heart.
(Source: teenwhoops)
Black Mochi
WHITE CUPBOARD
I AM OKEY WITH THISGreen Brush. Mmmhhm.
Blue Pirate Ship.
alright alright
Red Unicorn.
YESSS.
Black Fan
Sure why not
grey orange
makes no sense…
Grey remote….
Turquoise battery.
Okay then.
White powerdrink.
That’s not right.The Black Notebook.
Okay then…
The Maroon Beagle?! The “Barooing Beagle” is actually my dog, so he’ll be my sidekick!
Black Mouse…
Not bad.
Personally, I don’t think anyone who spells Cindy “Syndi” should be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.
—Eerie, Indiana
Over at Fox News, the latest video game uproar (there’s always one, right?) is that — wait for it — video games have gone green and will teach your child to be a goddamn liberal who is scared of accidentally boiling the planet and “killing all the virtual polar bears.” The only Scary Liberal Games they managed to come up with after rubbing their collective brain cells together for awhile were the “Sim City” series and “Fate of the World.”
However, they primarily showed clips from “Flower” for the PS3. You know the game where you make soothing music by flying a cloud of flower petals through the air, slowly awakening the world around you. “Flower” is never once mentioned in the segment, but I think that it has windmills in it so that’s why they chose clips from it. Because windmills make you liberal.
They also made me bicurious, so watch out for that, too.
Fact: I came out after my mom married a Dutch guy. (HOLLAND. WINDMILLS. BICURIOUS. THE CONNECTION IS CLEAR.)
I am Dutch, I am Bi. The trending continues!
