March 2012
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Mar 9th
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January 2012
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Jan 17th
November 2011
4 posts
Nov 18th
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Nov 12th
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I keep thinking it'll stop soon, but it never...
Work has been a bear this month. More of a bear. My boss left, which means that her job, the job I worked in before they hired her and the one that I wanted them to give me in the first place, is back open. And I have been working hell-to-breakfast to prove how capable I am for it. But this means that I’ve worked 10-20 hours of overtime every week for the past three weeks. I have taken...
Nov 11th
It's a straight gin kind of night.
It is NEVER a straight gin night. You put some mixers in that shit right now. *Side note: My iPod autocorrected shit to shot.
Nov 4th
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October 2011
5 posts
Oct 29th
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Oct 27th
Oct 26th
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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September 2011
8 posts
3 tags
Sep 27th
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Sep 12th
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“Personally, I don’t think anyone who spells Cindy “Syndi”...”
– Eerie, Indiana
Sep 12th
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Sep 8th
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I don't feel good.
:(
Sep 7th
Sep 4th
Favorite part of the night? When mom called Mos...
Also, how he completely wasn’t the person she was talking about anyway. ——- We went to see The Help. Thank god the movie was full of people that I could have sexy thoughts about, because I was actively bored throughout the first half of the movie. It picked up in the second half, a little. Enough that I got the ghost of a shadow of the good feelings that the book produced....
Sep 4th
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Sep 3rd
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August 2011
22 posts
Aug 31st
Aug 31st
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I fell asleep around three in the afternoon
I just woke up (a little before midnight) because I had the worst dream. One of those shitty ones where it was incredibly real. I was on a date with a girl I work with, except we were dating. We were talking about moving in together and I was telling her how I felt like we were moving too fast because I really didn’t know very much about her. I was especially worried because I didn’t...
Aug 28th
I imagine that Annie would be worth about four...
How much would you be worth as a mail order bride: $504,585 Created by GiftRocket online gift cards
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Running out of steam here. Still can’t get to my bed. I really want to finish tonight so that I can spend tomorrow playing minecraft. Wish me luck.
Aug 18th
“Now my mother was trying to cover up her feelings with orange paint.” — Anywhere but Here Everything was cleared out and vacuumed. The bed’s back in and I’m trying to decide where to put the dresser. Sweet baby Jeebus I just want this to be over.
Aug 18th
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I have dragged half of my stuff into the living room and now I just want to stop and do nothing because I hate cleaning.
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
How am I just now realizing that it's "Dubble...
Aug 18th
swamibooba: WHO BRINGS A NET TO CATCH A WITCH What, you don’t keep one in your pocket, just in case?
Aug 18th
“French film star Gerard Depardieu was caught short on a Paris to Dublin flight...”
– Oh my god Bogus, what are you doing? Source.
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
Oh my god Annie, I just had to pretend like I...
My mother Facebook stalks me. I am never doing anything on Facebook ever again. Ever.
Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Funniest thing I've read in weeks
Found on Reddit as a .jpg, textified for easier reading: A Girl’s Online Dating Profile First off, you have to be able to make me laugh; though if you’re cute enough, you can just sit there and I will laugh anyway. I’m not looking for anything super-serious, nor am I interested in a casual fling, because both of those concepts terrify me equally. I love animals, especially cats,...
Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 4th
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July 2011
3 posts
Jul 31st
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Jul 28th
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I just finished reading four months of Annie's...
I missed so much! (Including your birthday. Happy birthday!)
Jul 28th
April 2011
4 posts
ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE
I’m running running running OHSHIT.
Apr 26th
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My family is celebrating a multicultural zombie Jesus day. Tacos for Easter? Why, yes, I think we will.
Apr 24th
Six States Responsible for Nearly Half of All... →
nickdouglas: Those six states — California, Texas, New York, Florida, Illinois and Michigan — make up about 39% of the national population and about 41% of the GDP. Factor in that New York and California contain the country’s two high-tech capitals, and it seems obvious why they make up 49% of software piracy. Seems like a “40% of sick days are taken on Mondays and Fridays” problem. ...
Apr 9th
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A Girl and Her Cats: What? →
qglas: hen-cats: Today in Aldi a guy came up to me and, totally unprompted, informed me that if I didn’t want people looking at my boobs I shouldn’t wear a shirt that says Yoo-hoo right across them. I blinked for a moment, and he started to walk away. How should I have responded to this? “Thanks?” “If you… What the hell? He was probably practicing for the girl at work that he really...
Apr 7th
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March 2011
11 posts
Mar 31st
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Mar 28th
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